Uncle Jimbo™ CLUB: Daily Interrogations. Weekly Trials. Monthly Executions.

Hang out with successful entrepreneurs.
Build real, meaningful relationships with real, meaningful people.
Have your business and brand scrutinized by some of the brightest minds in
branding, design, messaging and content.
The answers are within.
We’ll beat them out of you if we have to…

YOU DARE QUESTION? GET CLUBBED!

Who Deserves This?

CLUB is perfect for just about any entrepreneur or service provider looking for serious growth.

In my 30+ years of working with brands, I’ve helped mom n’ pops, creative professionals, life coaches, big box stores, marketers, SaaSers, funnel creeps, laptop lifestylers, sports teams and just about everyone in between.

In that time, I’ve developed an insane amount of connections and industry know-how.

Not just the concepts and the feel-good, rah-rah stuff (even though you will get that,) but the real nuts and bolts of what you need to know to be able to effectively scale your brand.

Who wouldn’t like that?

DAILY INTERROGATIONS…

You’ll have access to a private Discord community. Here, you can ask questions about your brand, your business, your website, your copy, your imagery, your life, lawn care…

Pretty much anything.

Totally uncensored, totally away from the prying eyes of John Q. Public.

Uncle Jimbo will be on hand, as will be many other folks in the marketing and advertising realm. Since the community is closed and the members hand-selected, you can be assured that everyone is dead serious and supremely good at what they do.

This isn’t a place for beginners, lames or pinks, and you’re not going to see normal engagement bait claptrap. All killer, zero filler.

Not Another Branding & Marketing Thing

Sure. There’s a lot about branding and marketing.

But it’s also about mindset.

It’s about community.

It’s about growth.

It’s about finding the optimal version of you and everything you do.

All served with a disapproving eyebrow and a lot of tomfoolery.

WEEKLY TRIALS…

Once a week, you’ll be invited to a live Q&A session. Here, you can have questions answered, meet and greet and get what you need to get what you NEED.

We’ll discuss the week’s happenings, what’s going on in the world of marketing, sales and advertising and…

Talk all sorts of smack. Informally formal. No real time limit.

Small & Tight

Limited to a small number of real humans at a time.

This way, everyone gets the attention they need – and we all get to know each other.

When the spots are gone, it’s to the waiting list.

When one opens up, only pre-vetted businesspeople will be let in.

No riff-raff. No spam. No takers.

MONTHLY EXECUTIONS…

Once a month, I’ll pull out a couple (or few) of the folks for a one-on-one brand lambasting. I’ll go over everything you’ve got, everything you need and make you feel bad for things not being better.

Oh – then I’ll offer real advice that WILL transform how your brand works.

I don’t want to call it coaching, but… it’s the best damned brand coaching you can get. Live and in person – and everyone’s invited.

So – maybe a bit more of a party.

Anything Goes

Since we’re on Discord, there are no “rules” other than the ones we make. Talk about anything.

ANYTHING.

Life. Love. Business. Cars. Art. Ash trays. Design. Branding.

YOU’LL HATE UNCLE JIMBO*

30 year veteran of the branding and design and marketing universe. Had a great time, cursed, cavorted and had strange (and strangely effective) ideas the whole way.

You’ve seen a lot of his work – you just don’t know it.

If it’s branding, marketing or advertising… he’s done it – and he’ll help you do it. From honing a concept to getting it printed to getting in the faces of ready audiences, he helps with the ideas – and with the industry connections to by god get shit done.

*He’s actually a really nice guy. He’s also pretty sick of the absurdity and repetition of so much of what you see on “social media.” So, he made something a little different. There’s a lot of joking around and weird music and blowing off steam. Just the way Jimbo likes it. Click the picture to learn more about the alien behind the man behind the curtain.

WHAT PEOPLE SAY…

“A masochist’s wet dream – no one else makes hurting your feelings so enjoyable. My brand will never be the same. Thankfully.”

Dana Maree
Alignment Coach for Misfits

“My brand has never been more clear to my clients, and that’s all through the magic of what James bring to the table.”

John Jones
The Tech Doctor

“You know he’s the God of Branding, right?”

Landon Porter
Entrepreneur

“Go back to your assistant manager job at McDonald’s.”

Dan Henry
Super Rich Pissed Off Guy

You Realize There are Other People Here, Right?

Not only do you have access to the illustrious Uncle Jimbo™, you’ll be in a well-vetted group of real humans who are all out for the same thing – growth. We’ll hold each other accountable, talk trash and actually… you know… get things done.

With the group being small and tight, we’ll get to really know each other. Walls come down, ideas come out and all the other absurdly lame-sounding buzzwords that I’m trying to use to get you to come hang out and talk business and life and aaaaallll that stuff.

Let’s do it.

What Does This Cost?

NOT TAKING YOUR MONEY RIGHT NOW…

Apply below. I’ll let you know when (if) you’re in, and we’ll set up the exchange.

$0*

FOR LIFE

$9.97

PER MONTH

* The free tier of CLUB will give you access to a few parts of the server. It’s more the “social media” part.
While valuable and a lot of fun – it’s not as valuable or fun as the paying portions. Get it? Got it? Good.

While you‘re in CLUB, you’ll have access to pre-launch courses and other cool stuff before the general public get their greasy mitts on it. Sweet, right?

Ready for This?

As I mentioned, Uncle Jimbo CLUB is an application-only community. Everyone will be very well-vetted and dead wood will be removed with regularity. This is a place to learn, grow and break things. Not a social thing, but also a social thing. Limited to 100 real, live humans.

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